God bless america!

That's all I have to say. Think about it. Google "Communism" and see what I mean.

Not much goin on... MY CRUSH KNOWS I LIKE HIM!

Yesterday I got pinned on the spot by my crush's next door neighbor camron. Camron's like "Do you like him?"


I had three options.
A. Run away, which is like saying yes. Nope, not gonna work
B. Lie though my teeth and say no. Also not gonna work.
C. Say yes. This is the best option.
I picked C. So know he knows. AUGGGGHH!!!!!

The worst song ever. Really.

This is the worst song in the history of music. I'll let it speak for it self except to say that on the wiki for the band(Vanilla), it says, and I quote, "The song "No Way No Way" won the accolade of "Worst Video" on the 1997 ITV Chart Show end-of-year special and was voted number 26 on Channel 4's 100 Worst Pop Records." Prepare your eardrums and get some music you REALLY like in a back tab waiting to drive this out of your head.
Ready?
OK.



Have you heard that they play the meow mix commercial at gitmo? I think they should play this to.




Update: As of 6 hours after finding this travesty, if am hopelessly addicted. Oh dear. (So THAT'S how it got to #14!)

Update #2: as of 10:36 PM, I'm here for the third time to listen to this. GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! GET IT OUT MY HEAD!!!! SAVE ME!!!! SAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE MEEEEEEE!!!!

I've started decorating...with the blog!

As you can see, I've decorated the blog for Christmas. My room was the next step...Sony you went wrong with your Ps3, I'll just keep playing my 360...Oh...where was I? Oh yea, decorating.  I've started decorating my room. Here are some progress shots:

 And in the dark(Please ignore the doll legs and feet LOL):

Oh, and my barbie collection:

 My pride and joy *Sniff* *Sniff*

Where was I?

Oh yeah, decorating.

So what da'ya think?

Annnddd...iiiitttt'ssss.....OVER!

Halloween is now officially over!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!

15 more mins...

Still no trick or treaters...

And time time ticks by slowly...

No trick or treaters...yet.

I'm a superstar!

I needed to get my mind off of what today is so here's some exiting news: I have superstar on Stardoll! I got sooo lucky when my mom let me get on of those 6 week $10 prepaid cards. Asking for a 5 month for Christmas!

The sun will come out the day after tomorrow, The day after tomorrow, there'll be sun...

48 more hours...halloween will be over...48 more hours...halloween will be over..find my happy place...find my happy place...FIND MY HAPPY PLACE!!!!

 Found it.

 This photo used thought creative commons by Madaroni

26 random things

I just thought I'd post my 26 random things from facebook on here. Enjoy!!

1. I love mice. I think they're absolutely adorable. I have one for a pet. Her name is Maisy :-)
2. I'm am an origami fanatic. I have made an origami peacock out over 600 individually folded origami triangles.
3. I'm a major night owl.
4. I love animal crossing wild world.
5. I couldn't live without my phone.
6. I am a total slob. I don't care if my room is a mess. It really doesn't bother me.
7. I honestly don't really like soda. I would prefer cranberry juice any day.
8. I really like to wear my hair in mickey mouse ears. I think it's cute that way.
9. I'm pretty sure Leanne and I were separated at birth.
10. I am deathly afraid of spiders, Halloween, and mascots.
11. I LOVE salt on my chocolate, A1 on my Cheetos, and cream cheese on my oatmeal cream pies.
12. I love big boats and people who own them.
13. I am very picky about my barbie dolls.
14. I can do doll hair like no other.
15. It drives me absolutely crazy when people say bad things about Paula Abdul. OK , so she says weird stuff sometimes, but compare Paula to...say...Miley Cyrus. Paula's real. She's not a fake girl produced by Hollywood. That's why she seems so weird. She hasn't been "edited" for "Hollywood Standards", unlike other celebrities. So just lay off her, OK?
16. The very thought of evolution drives me nuts. Google "Sailfish", click images, and tell me that evolved. He just thought "I think I'll grow a spike on my nose and a big blue sail on my back". Sure. That makes perfect sense.
17. I don't care what anyone says. Dachshunds are not "Moderately Trainable". They are impossible.
18. I love raising Great Leopard Moth caterpillars.
19. I have lost teeth going down the highway, doing contortions and doing accidental face-plants in the back yard.
20. I am so flexible that I scare some people. I can teach you, if you want.
21. I am a christian.
22. I have two blogs. One never gets any visits and the other's URL is spelled wrong.
23. I can't sing. I can post proof of that on facebook to, if you want your ears to bleed.
24. My favorite bands are The Fray, Train, One Republic, Coldplay and Maroon 5.
25. My dad builds and works on big big boats, my mom writes articles for squidoo, I am forever trying to find ways to make money, and we all have very odd iTunes playlists.
26. Sorry Kassidy! This was too cool not to steal!

I feel Chrsitmas in the aire!

I am officially in total Christmas mode! Deck the halls with bows of holly fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! With that said, I'll be redecorating the blog for Christmas in 4 days!

Okay. Back on track. Today's post subject: Doll hair and freaky adapters.

First up: Freaky adapters.

In this photo you are seeing a normal pair of 3.5mm jack headphones, plugged into a 3.5mm to 2.5mm adapter, plugged into a 2.5mm to lg adapter.

This is what it looks like plugged in:

 Seriously.

Next: Doll Hair

 Ever heard of Liv dolls?

Instead of hair they have wigs. That just screams for work.

Soooooo...One very dull night...

TaaaaDaaaaaa!!!!!!

 That little braided bun took so long you wouldn't believe it.

Now for the obligatory barbie: 

Yet another product of a very dull night.
I call it the "Vegas Showgirl Hair"

Yep. I have wayyy to much time on my hands.

On another note: If anyone can get the CD title reference the blog post title, leave it in the comments. Hint: Think Christmas.

Let me explain...

Sorry about the teaser post title and the misspelled error post etc. I just got Wi-Fi and am working learning how to post from my phone. It's not a new phone or anything, and blogger mobile doesn't work very well. All I can post is blog titles. It won't even begin to let me post text in the body of the post. So if you see any more "Teaser Titles" just know that I've been trying to post from my phone again and that I'll try to get back and fix it asap.

It's been a while...

Hey guys, it's been a while since I posted, so I'll get you guys up to date.

Story #1

My very very bestest friend Leanne came over for a sleepover. We stayed up till 1:30 in the morning watching Project Runway and American Idol Rewind (both shows were awesome!).We also made a red-carpet-ready dress out of a curtain! It was awesome. I'll upload pictures later.

Story #2

We are getting a... wait for it...NEW COMPUTER!!!!! YAYYYYY!!!! Even better...I get the old one!!!!! My own computer... for blogging, facebook, and most importantly... Aviary!!! I am embarking on a career a professional photo editor! Maybe I'll get a job with people magazine.

Story #3

I'll start at the beginning. I take ballet classes. We were thinking about finding a new studio. We looked into another dance company. So earlier today, I'm cruising around their website, and reading info about their Teachers, And I come across this sentence (names omitted) So-and-so, the artistic director, has worked with such celebrities such as Madonna, Michel Jackson and Paula Abdul.(I am NOT kidding you) Wait...Double take...PAULA ABDUL??????? HUH??? But unfortunately they couldn't promise us that their recitals wouldn't be cruddy. So we're staying with he company we're already with. But still...Paula Abdul...wow.

So I think that's it. Most interesting few weeks I've had in a while. Oh yeah, And we're doing a cultural fair. We're studying Austria. I'll post about that later. And we just started school. Have you ever tried to replace our base-10 number system with a base 4 system? Hard. Very, very hard.(Google it! You'll see what I mean.) Oh, yeah, and I'm trying to train peet. Don't hold your breath, guys. Happy back to school!!!

Greetings from SC!

Well guys,  here I am in Columbia, South Carolina, the palmetto state (also known to locals as the hot-cold state). It's nice and muggy outside and will be for another 3 or 4 weeks. Some info about the city: 

Motto: "Famously hot"

And some info about the state:

State Bird: Carolina Wren

State Dog: Boykin Spaniel

State Capital: Columbia

That's enough educaition for today, and I don't  know what else to type, and my hands are tired so I'll leave you with some photos

This is my papa's hunting dog dolly(named after Dolly Parton)

This is is my papa (The owner of the dog) and my nanta. She's a newly retired librarian!

Happy Retirement Nanta!!!!

My daily rounds

Every day, I visit a large assortment of web sites, most of them very funny. I thought that maybe you would be interested in where I go every day. I AM all you think about, after all.

I Start off on facebook (who doesn't?):

Then to painful adorableness:

Loldogs:

And cats:

Some delicious irony:

Bad fixes:

And finaly, cake wrecks:

 That's most of my daily checks, give or take a few. I have good

taste, do I not?? What are some of y'all's "Daily Checks"???

PAAARRRTTTYYYYY!!!!!

We are having a party tomorow and I could not be happier! I have to skim the pool, clean the pool deck, help make crab cakes, decorate (hang streamers & stars), wash the front porch, burn a 4th of july music CD, wash peetey & did I mention skim the pool. I can't wait to eat two dashers!!! (butterfly shrimp) We are having shimp, fish, fries, chicken strips, salad, cheescake & sour pie. Sorry, Must go wash a dog.

And miles to go before I sleep.

And miles to go before I sleep.

God is good!

I just wanted to say that I think God is very good. I have seen God do some incredible things. Just yesterday i saw a show where a guy was stuck in the ocean and a log just showed up for him to float on. That was God. Yesterday I found giant 44-pack bags of warheads. Usually warheads come in bags of 16 for $1.39. I found bags of 44 for $2.00. That was God. My iPod came from a friend who had won it and didn't want it. That was God. My cell phone was a total accident, but for very odd reasons I got to keep it. That was God. I had wanted a dachshund for a while, and one day someone walked up to my dad and said "Take my dachshund. I can't keep her anymore." That was REALLY God. Those last three things are proof that God wants us to have not only what we want, but what we need. (Yes, the warheads were a need)

God is good!!!!

This is an under appreciated market

One of the most under-researched under-appreciated things in the world is windows mobile freeware. I have a WONDERFUL windows mobile pro phone and have turned it into a gameboy with freeware. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't look like a gameboy, and doesn't QUITE do ALL that a gameboy does, but allmost. I am listing links to my favorite sites to find free games and software for my phone. I'm also listing links to my favorite games and software. I will list links to software & games on all websites that they appear on.

Great for computer-like software for widows mobile phones. Not so great for games(Note: make sure to select your device so the only search results you get will be the ones compatible to your phone) (Note 2: not all of of the things on this site are free. Most sites have some free stuff & some stuff is not): http://www.pocketgear.com

ALL the stuff on this site is free. It looks a little spammy, but it's not. I have always had good resuts with the stuff from this site: http://www.freewarepocketpc.net/

This is by far the best site for free games you have to select your device on here to, but the select your device page won't work for me. It usualy does. : http://www.clickapps.com/

Now on to the apps

Spacetime 3.0: This is not a free app but I'm providing a link to a 30 day free trial, wich is what I'm using right now. I'm also giving a link to buy the full version. Free trail: http://www.pocketgear.com/en/usd/3717231,product-details,SpaceTime.html

Full version : http://www.clickapps.com/moreinfo.htm?pid=16649§ion=PPC

Sheep boy: This is a wonderful free game http://www.clickgamer.com/moreinfo.htm?pid=15569§ion=PPC

Shift : Great addictive game : http://www.clickgamer.com/moreinfo.htm?pid=15811§ion=PPC

Greedy Penguins: Super addictive but a little odd http://www.clickgamer.com/moreinfo.htm?pid=17435§ion=PPC

Rpsfract: Fractal program: http://www.pocketgear.com/en/usd/3564371,product-details,RPS-Fract.html

Mandelbrot & Co: another fractal program : http://www.pocketgear.com/en/usd/3762571,product-

details,Mandelbrot-Co-PocketPC.html

I believe that's all the apps I use. All these app download to your computer and he use ActiveSync to ge them to your phone. Here's a link to download activesync: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsmobile/en-us/help/synchronize/device-synch.mspx Enjoy!

P.S.  Sorry. I was a little long winded.

Leave her be.

If your cat is barfing, leave her in one place. Don't try to chase her out the door. You might be unsuccessful. Then there will be cat barf in ten different spots. Just saying.

I will never leave the van door open again.

When I got in the van to go to ballet, it smelled HORRIBLE. CAT SPRAY!!! Somehow the side door had been left open and a cat got in and sprayed. That smell will linger for a while. Now we REALLY need a new van. I will never leave the van door open again.

In other news, Miss Kendall wasn't wearing a headband tonight. Just some wonderful gold ballet slipper earrings.

Ugggggghhh....

Cleaning. All day. Ugggggghhhhhh. That's moving for ya. You have to clean the new house AND the old one. I have ballet tonight. That should be fun (and painful). I wonder what color headband Miss Kendall has on tonight. We shall see.

Doggy in a van

Me and my family have been moving and this is how we got the animals to the new house:

The big kennel has the crazy kitty in it, and the little one has the laid back kitty. Peetey decided to hop up in-between.

Set it on the porch burnt.

There's crispy. There's black spots. And then there's "Set it on the porch burnt"

This is set it on the porch burnt.

Meet the pets!

Apparently my wit is turned off this morning, so enjoy this virtual tour of my pet zoo.

Peetey Dog:

Wild kitty:

 

Laid back kitty:

And Maisy Mouse:

I really realllyyy reeeeaaaallllyyy want a yorkie, but Peetey would have a major problem with that. She's of a rather jealous mean nature. Yes, Peetey is a girl. A man walked up to my dad one day and said "Will you dog sit our dachshund?" (I had wanted a dachshund for a while, so I'm sure God gave us Peetey.) Now we were only suposed to have her for 2 weeks, and her owners were SUPOSED to come get her then, but we never saw them again. Go figure. It seem like most things happen to me like that. God just sorta gives them to me.